Labubu
Grim Reaper Keychain
Pocket-sized mischief with a side of doom. The Labubu Grim Reaper Keychain takes the cute-but-creepy Labubu character and straps a scythe to its back, ready to ride shotgun on your daily chaos.
3d printed and built to survive keychain abuse, it’s the perfect accessory for people who laugh at the darker side of life. Clip it to your keys, bag, or anything that needs a little personality—and maybe a tiny warning label.
Whether you’re flexing your love for collectibles with attitude or just want your keys to have a better social life than you, this little reaper is ready to hang.
Shit Show Ticket
Keychain
Life’s a circus—and this is your all-access pass. The Emergency Shit Show Keychain is your daily reminder that chaos is always just around the corner (and now, in your pocket).
Laser-engraved with bold detail and built tough enough to survive whatever disaster you drag it through, this keychain is perfect for:
- Laughing at life’s disasters
- Starting conversations with people who “get it”
- Letting everyone know you’ve RSVP’d to the madness
It’s not just a keychain—it’s a portable warning label that says: ‘Yep, I live here.
Burnt Out but Optimistic Keychain
For when life’s roasting you alive but you’re still smiling (kind of). The Burnt Out but Optimistic Keychain is your daily reminder that even when you’re a smoldering marshmallow of exhaustion, you can still keep it moving.
With bold colors, a sarcastic smile, and literal flames on your head, this keychain is perfect for:
- Laughing at your own chaos
- Showing off your dark humor
- Reminding everyone that survival is still a flex
Durable, hilarious, and just a little too real—carry it on your keys, bag, or anywhere you want people to know you’re hanging on… but thriving in your own way.