Premium

Emergency Matchstick


When life goes full chaos, this is your front-row ticket to the fire. The Premium Emergency Shitshow Matchstick isn’t just a flame—it’s an attitude, a declaration, and possibly a bad idea in your pocket.

Each matchstick comes engraved with a non-refundable, non-transferable ticket to absolute madness, because once you strike it, you’ve officially RSVP’d to the shitshow. Light it up in celebration, desperation, or pure mischief—your call.

Perfect for:

  • Survival kits that laugh at danger
  • Gift-giving to friends who thrive in chaos
  • Adding just a touch of apocalypse to your everyday carry

Strike responsibly… or don’t.

Either way, welcome to the show.

Non Premium Emergency Matchstick

Because sometimes life doesn’t deserve premium—sometimes it just needs fire.

The Emergency Shitshow Matchstick is your one-way ticket to instant chaos, no VIP pass required.

It’s smaller, simpler, and still completely unhinged. Strike it, light it, and watch the day go up in smoke—whether that’s for survival, celebration, or just because you felt like being the problem.

Warning: Lighting this match may result in spontaneous laughter, poor decisions, or sudden applause from your inner pyromaniac.

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Premium Brass

Windproof Lighter

Fire doesn’t ask permission, & neither should you.



The Premium Brass Windproof Lighter is built for the ones who live in sparks and shadows—solid brass, heavy in the hand, and ready to light up your world (or at least your next bad idea).

Wind? Doesn’t care. Rain? Laughs at it. This lighter is here for late-night alley vibes, garage chaos, and those moments where matches just feel… weak.

Every piece is laser-engraved with unapologetic Lit Art 3D energy, turning a simple tool into a pocket trophy for pyromaniacs, problem-solvers, and anyone who knows that life hits better with fire on demand.

GLOCK WALL MOUNT

(GEN 1-5)

Turn your wall into a flex. The Lit Art 3D Glock Wall Mount isn’t just storage—it’s a statement. Designed to securely hold Gen 1–5 Glocks with a built-in child-safety lock and trigger guard, this mount blends function with attitude.

Whether you’re organizing your arsenal or just want your wall to scream “don’t even think about it”, this mount keeps your piece safe, accessible, and displayed like the work of art it is.

Made from durable, high-quality materials and crafted with precision, it’s tactical, practical, and unapologetically Lit.

Indoor / Outdoor Tabletop

Tornado Fire Pit


When your life needs more chaos and way more fire, the Tornado Fire Pit delivers. Engineered with precision-cut vents, this beast doesn’t just burn—it swirls flames into a spinning tornado that’ll make your neighbors wonder if you summoned something.

Crafted from heavy-duty steel and designed for both performance and spectacle, this fire pit is perfect for:

  • Late-night hangs that need a little danger
  • Backyard parties that outshine everyone else’s
  • Anyone who believes fire should be fun to watch

Built to last, impossible to ignore, and unapologetically Lit—this is the fire pit that turns every night into a show.

🔥 See the Flames Twist 🔥